Progression, I swear (New York round).

what i've learned this week.

moderate binge drinking is the best cure for a head cold. immoderate water and Naked juice drinking does not really cure a hangover however.

it is entirely possible to drink all night for free. you just have to 1) know a bartender, 2) crash a pretentious private party with an open bar, or 3) be female. if all of these things apply to you, you're in trouble.

you can beat box on a flute. to Herbie Hancock no less. which actually sounds pretty sweet.

New York is a small town. don't let that population of eight million thing sway you. if you think you won't run into people you know, you're wrong.

the motion-sensored artistic light installment in Union Square is a close second to being on drugs.

i'm pretty sure a grande carmel macchiato costs more in New York than anywhere else.

it is entirely possible to subsist on pizza and nothing else. it is entirely possible that i did this for the year and a half that i lived in NY.